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Without people like them, lifeguards would be out of a job.
I guess it's because I'm not a 5-year-old.
I'm pretty sure YouTube wasn't meant for this type of abuse.
Okay, that was uncalled for...
Then I guess that means I can't even survive in the gene pool.
HOW CAN I RELAX WHEN THE WATER IS SWALLOWING ME WHOLE?
You're 25 years old now. Why haven't you won a gold medal for our country yet?
If we act on all of our instincts, I would've slapped you by now.
Wow, all that chlorine from the pool has really done a number on your brain cells, hasn't it?
I'll let you teach me how to swim if you let me teach you how to mind your own business.
Thanks for the tip, but I'm already familiar with how to panic in the water.
Literally anything that doesn't involve the ocean.
Dear God, please send Aquaman.
You can't just throw that expression around whenever someone doesn't know how to do something.
Chivalry isn't dead after all!
It's the only perk of being swimming-impaired!
If that's the case, why aren't fish super buff?
That's exactly how I'm STILL living.
Is that a threat?