1. When the entire nation nearly had a heart attack:
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2. When any amount of golden nectar from our home and native land spills:
My heart goes out to the poor sap who this barrel belongs to.
3. The first time you came across this devastating piece of trivia:

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4. When this sad attempt at Mac and Cheese is just all kinds of wrong:

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5. When a quick trip to Tim Hortons ends in a devastating tragedy:

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6. Let's not forget the number of Timbit casualties that were reported in the dozens.
WHY DO THE YUMMY DIE YOUNG?! ='(
7. When we experience the weather of all four seasons in a single week:
So done with Canada's weather
8. When you're caught in a stare down with a Canada goose that could end horribly:

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9. When your server brings out your poutine and they've topped it with mozzarella cheese, INSTEAD OF CHEESE CURDS:

James / Creative Commons / Via flic.kr
And all you see when you look at your plate is a poutine impostor.
This is what a REAL poutine looks like.

Joe Shlabotnik / Creative Commons / Via Flickr: joeshlabotnik
10. When the odds are stacked up against you:
Not pleased with this roll up the rim season at all. 1,647,423 coffees later. #losing #TIMHORTONSHASRATS
11. When Miss Canada sported this extravagant pageant dress:
Miss Canada wore this dress and it's so freaking Canadian omg😂😂
12. When one of our nation's favourite pastimes was reduced to a farce of a sport:
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13. When your house guests don't take off their shoes before entering your place:
14. When Microsoft Word almost convinces you that you're a terrible speller by deploying its evil army of red squiggly lines:

Matthew Young
15. When our beloved ketchup chips were contaminated with Australia:
just put some Vegemite on ketchup chips @BuzzFeedOz @BuzzFeedCanada
THIS IS WHY WE LIVE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE EARTH.
16. When a Canadian is denied access to a YouTube video and slapped in the face with their own national catchphrase:

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17. Every time an American attempts to label a map of Canada:

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18. And finally, when our Prime Minister shook hands with this small-town celeb:
Justin Bieber and Stephen Harper... Both an embarrassment to Canada. #cdnpoli
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