1. When the entire nation nearly had a heart attack:
2. When any amount of golden nectar from our home and native land spills:
3. The first time you came across this devastating piece of trivia:
4. When this sad attempt at Mac and Cheese is just all kinds of wrong:
5. When a quick trip to Tim Hortons ends in a devastating tragedy:
6. Let's not forget the number of Timbit casualties that were reported in the dozens.
7. When we experience the weather of all four seasons in a single week:
8. When you're caught in a stare down with a Canada goose that could end horribly:
9. When your server brings out your poutine and they've topped it with mozzarella cheese, INSTEAD OF CHEESE CURDS:
This is what a REAL poutine looks like.
10. When the odds are stacked up against you:
11. When Miss Canada sported this extravagant pageant dress:
12. When one of our nation's favourite pastimes was reduced to a farce of a sport:
13. When your house guests don't take off their shoes before entering your place:
14. When Microsoft Word almost convinces you that you're a terrible speller by deploying its evil army of red squiggly lines:
15. When our beloved ketchup chips were contaminated with Australia:
16. When a Canadian is denied access to a YouTube video and slapped in the face with their own national catchphrase:
17. Every time an American attempts to label a map of Canada:
18. And finally, when our Prime Minister shook hands with this small-town celeb:
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