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    12 "Harry Potter" Pickup Lines You Should Probably Never Use

    Swish and flick...to the left.

    1. The man who's bold enough to describe his ideal date night:

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    Also, I'm pretty sure that's not why girls call him "Hogwarts".

    2. These "fantastic beasts" who can be found on Tinder:

    "@TheLadBible: Harry Potter Tinder game is unreal " @Bethhall1237 hahaha

    Amy@xAmyRushtonFollow

    "@TheLadBible: Harry Potter Tinder game is unreal " @Bethhall1237 hahaha

    4:45 PM - 20 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3. This unsuccessful attempt to save face by appealing to a member of the fandom:

    @lewisyeahh remember when i was on tinder with the harry potter chat up line hoping to get a funny response? Well...

    Trevor@Josh_Parkin18Follow

    @lewisyeahh remember when i was on tinder with the harry potter chat up line hoping to get a funny response? Well...

    8:08 PM - 20 May 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4. This competitive exchange to see who can be the creepiest creep:

    5. The guy who's a player on and off the Quidditch pitch:

    6. Her Tinder game is as smooth as butterbeer:

    7. The guy who dives straight into the Ron and Hermione foreplay:

    8. Move over, Beedle. There's a new bard in town.

    9. The guy who ultimately doesn't impress the girl who uses the Metric system:

    10. The person who's probably not mature enough for a "Sirius" relationship:

    I don't usually talk to guys on tinder, but if you include a Harry Potter pick up line you just might be a winner

    Suz@SuzanneTaylor21Follow

    I don't usually talk to guys on tinder, but if you include a Harry Potter pick up line you just might be a winner

    11:39 PM - 23 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11. Game, set, UNMATCH!

    12. And finally, the wizard who might have failed their Charms O.W.L.:

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