1. The man who's bold enough to describe his ideal date night:
2. These "fantastic beasts" who can be found on Tinder:
3. This unsuccessful attempt to save face by appealing to a member of the fandom:
4. This competitive exchange to see who can be the creepiest creep:
5. The guy who's a player on and off the Quidditch pitch:
6. Her Tinder game is as smooth as butterbeer:
7. The guy who dives straight into the Ron and Hermione foreplay:
8. Move over, Beedle. There's a new bard in town.
9. The guy who ultimately doesn't impress the girl who uses the Metric system:
10. The person who's probably not mature enough for a "Sirius" relationship:
11. Game, set, UNMATCH!
12. And finally, the wizard who might have failed their Charms O.W.L.:
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