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12 Animal Masters That Taught Luis Suárez The Art Of Biting

The Karate Kid learned "Wax On, Wax Off," the Hannibal learned, "Clamp On, Clamp. Off."

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5. The Master of Nibbles / Via

Expertise: Causing people to go, "Awwwwwww".

What he taught Suárez: That Suárez needs to apply himself and not just say he understands how to properly nibble.

7. The Master of Nutrition / Via

Expertise: Can effectively threaten the lives and families of fruits and vegetables.

What he taught Suárez: The butcher sells more parts of the pig than just the shoulder.

Ooh... so close!

12. The Master of Fearlessness / Via

Expertise: Giving pep talks and bear hugs (but never a shoulder to cry on)... obviously.

What he taught Suárez: If you listened to all of the masters diligently, you'll be a World Cup "Chompion" in no time.

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