23 Pictures That Prove How Ridiculous Glastonbury Was This Year
A woman played two flutes with her nose.
When these ladies saw mud for the very first time.

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Joanna Redman, 23, and Beth Goodenough, 24, jump in the mud.
When a giant painting of Michael Eavis as David Bowie greeted all who entered this tent.

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When dressing as one of your five-a-day seemed sensible and appropriate.

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James Maddock, 30, and Kate Hunter, 32, stand in fancy dress.
When a World War One trench appeared.

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When Donald Trump became 'Man Most Wanted' in the Wild West of Somerset.

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When you decide you're allergic to mud.

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Members of the NHS Choir are carried over mud in the hospitality area of Glastonbury Festival.
And your suit is worth more than your dignity.

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When 'Skid Mark' has a new meaning.

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David Cameron revealed his next career move, starring as a blue flesh-eating zombie.

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With a cameo role from Boris.

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When someone forgot to put out a 'DEEP MUD' warning sign.

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When people just piled up the carcasses of wellies, instead of a dignified burial.

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When this man wrapped himself in a bush.

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Josh Cawthorn, 30.
When a stampede to the Pyramid Stage became a hazard to bystanders.

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This perfect storm.

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When this beard bristled with patriotism.

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Festivalgoer Lindsay Mellor with a union flag beard.
When no one batted an eye-lid at this pair.

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Festivalgoers in fancy dress watching Wolf Alice performing on the Pyramid Stage.
When this performer was caged in a glitter ball prison.

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When Arctic explorers discovered the Land of Mud.

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When Batman got in the zone.

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When the dance floor looked like a scene from 'Tron'.

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When Suggs from 'Madness' removed his luscious locks.

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And this.

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A woman plays flutes with her nose.