I'm the host who invites friends and family into my home.I'm the center of attention; there is no thanksgiving without me.I'm the one who steals somebody else spot at the table and eats their food too.I'm like the fun uncle; I make everyone have a good time.
I bring the main dish.I bring the side dishes.I provide the house for the meal.I bring myself. What more could you want?
I help take the edge off with jokes.I make sure everyone is full before I eat myself.I clean the dishes.I say the prayer at the table.
I like spending time with friends and family.I'm in it for the free food.I like being right in the middle of everything that happens.The excuse to drink.
Football all the way.Parade. I love the tradition.At this point, I'm too drunk too care.Im too focused on the food for either.
I try to get everyone to leave the house.I overstay my welcome at the house.I leave and don't see this family again until next year.I’m passed out on the couch.
QUIZ! Find Out Which Part Of The Thanksgiving Feast You Are: The Native American, Pilgrim, Turkey Or Hard Cider!
You're the Pilgrim! You're the person at Thanksgiving who comes for the free food, then steals somebody else seat to eat their food too. You're an American through and through, like watching football, and will probably move into the Native American's house by the time Thanksgiving is over.
You're the Native American! You're the gracious host who invites everyone over to celebrate Thanksgiving. You enjoy the tradition of thanksgiving, spending time with others, and even clean up after the meal. By the end of Thanksgiving though watch out, your house may be taken over by Pilgrims.
You're the Turkey! You're the center of attention really, what would Thanksgiving be without you? You're job is to make sure everyones full and you enjoy being right in the middle of everything. By the end of the meal, you're no where to be found.
You're the Hard Cider! You're the fun loving member of the family and everyone has a better time when you're there. All you have to do to make people happy is show up; then eat, drink, crack some jokes and pass out on the couch.