RED ALERT! Beyoncé is on the Oscar stage. This is the high point of the list. It’s all downhill after Queen B. To celebrate the three (yes, three!) nominated songs from Dreamgirls, Beyoncé, Jennifer Hudson, and Anika Noni Rose performed the medley. The academy gave an Oscar to J. Hud that night, but where is Beyoncé’s? HUH? HUH? You couldn’t give her an Oscar for "Spirit"? WHY NOT? WHAT GIVES?
Okay. I’m getting worked up. Calm down, Matthew. Calm down.
Anyways, the most-Grammy-winning woman ever serves you V.O.C.A.L.S. in all three of these numbers. She stuns in her red dress. She vibes with the choir. This is the perfect Oscar performance. Everyone else, take note.