I Sorted The "Nine Perfect Strangers" Characters From Lawful Good To Chaotic Evil

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    Welcome to Tranquillum House! Are you ready to be healed? Hulu's brand-new series Nine Perfect Strangers dropped its first three episodes on Aug. 18, and we're obsessed with the drama about nine people showing up to a wacky health retreat.

    Nicole Kidman meditating on the floor

    Nine individuals have been hand-selected by the creepy wellness retreat guru/possible cult leader Masha (Nicole Kidman) to break down their trauma together in a tech-free environment.

    Samara Weaving, Melvin Gregg, Melissa McCarthy, Luke Evans, and Bobby Cannavale stand together in the woods

    And since there are nine strangers on the retreat, it would only make sense that we sort them into a classic alignment chart. After all, we do have to know who is chaotic good and who is lawful evil at Tranquillum.

    May I present to you, the Nine Perfect Strangers Alignment Chart:

    Now, let's dig in with a little more detail.

    Lawful Good – Zoe Marconi (Grace Van Patten)

    Neutral Good – Heather Marconi (Asher Keddie)

    Asher Keddie stands in a group meeting

    Chaotic Good – Tony Hogburn (Bobby Cannavale)

    Bobby Cannavale leans against the side of the meeting room

    Lawful Neutral – Jessica Chandler (Samara Weaving)

    Samara Weaving sits at a dinner table

    True Neutral – Ben Chandler (Melvin Gregg) and Frances Welty (Melissa McCarthy)

    Chaotic Neutral – Napoleon Marconi (Michael Shannon)

    Michael Shannon stands near a fire

    Lawful Evil – Masha Dmitrichenko (Nicole Kidman)

    Nicole Kidman with long blonde hair looks at the guests

    Neutral Evil – Lars Lee (Luke Evans)

    Luke Evans stands with his arms folded in the meeting room

    Chaotic Evil – Carmel Schneider (Regina Hall)

    Regina Hall stands in the meeting room smiling placidly

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