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    Here Is Every Episode Of "Euphoria" Ranked From Worst To Best

    A ranking based on episode quality, not the number of penises on screen.

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    18. "The Trials and Tribulations of Trying to Pee While Depressed" — Season 1, Episode 7

    17. "The Next Episode" — Season 1, Episode 6

    16. "A Thousand Little Trees of Blood" — Season 2, Episode 6

    15. "Out of Touch" — Season 2, Episode 2

    14. "Stuntin' Like My Daddy" — Season 1, Episode 2

    13. "03 Bonnie and Clyde" — Season 1, Episode 5

    12. "You Who Cannot See, Think of Those Who Can" — Season 2, Episode 4

    11. "Made You Look" — Season 1, Episode 3

    10. "The Theater and Its Double" — Season 2, Episode 7

    9. "All My Life, My Heart Has Yearned for a Thing I Cannot Name" — Season 2, Episode 8

    8. "Fuck Anyone Who's Not a Sea Blob" — Special Episode Part 2: Jules

    7. "Trouble Don't Last Always" — Special Episode Part 1: Rue

    6. "Pilot" — Season 1, Episode 1

    5. "And Salt the Earth Behind You" — Season 1, Episode 8

    4. "Ruminations: Big and Little Bullys" — Season 2, Episode 3

    3. "Stand Still Like the Hummingbird" — Season 2, Episode 5

    2. "Trying to Get to Heaven Before They Close the Door" — Season 2, Episode 1

    1. "Shook Ones Pt. II" — Season 1, Episode 4

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