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Osborne coming into journalism like
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Breaking: I will shortly be announced as editor of Heat magazine....
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Surprised and delighted that Ed Miliband is the new editor of Doctor Who Magazine.
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Thursday: Noel Fielding named host of GBBO Fri: George Osborne new editor of Evening Standard Sat: Sonic the Hedgehog becomes Labour leader
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From now on, the Evening Standard will be known as "Gideon's bible"
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Find someone who looks at you the way the world's financial and media institutions apparently look at George Osborne
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Meanwhile David Cameron is still trying to get work experience on the Witney Gazette
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Can't wait to stand awkwardly next to George Osborne as I wait for him to butter his toast
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I guess I should apply to edit Viz then?
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George Osborne sitting in his first Evening Standard editor's conference like...