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People Love This Café's Sassy Response To An Irate Customer

"Perhaps, the rudeness that you perceived in me was triggered by the disrespect that I perceived in you by your presumption that you could use our facilities and be waited on for free."

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The customer, who gave their name as Hannah C, wrote following a visit in December that Bennett’s Cafe & Bistro was “absolutely awful” on the basis that it charged her £2 for hot water and a slice of lemon.

Hannah, who admits she and her friends were out for afternoon tea "on a tight budget", wrote: "When I asked why I was being charged so much for some water the waiter rudely said 'well, do you know how much a lemon costs?' Yes, its definitely not £2. He then went on to wrongly inform me that a 'pot of tea for one' (which is what I was charged for) is the same price as a lemon. To show just how ridiculous this is, my friend ordered a slice of chocolate cake which was £1.90.

"Dreadful place, would definitely not recommend, and the rude waiter that served me should be sacked. I will not be returning and will be advising friends and family not to go there."

A week later, the café's owner, Mike Fisher, wrote back in a reply that has been making waves online.

"I'm sorry that you feel that you were 'ripped off' and I'll try to explain why you weren't," he wrote.

The response to the review said:

"You entered the cafe and the waiter showed you to your seat, gave you a menu, waited for a time and then took your order. He entered it into the till, collected a cup, saucer and spoon and took them into the kitchen. There, he selected a knife, chopping board, got a lemon from the fridge, cut off a slice and put it in the cup. Then, he returned to the dining room, drew off the necessary hot water and carried the cup to your table. When you were leaving, he printed off your bill, took it to you, processed your credit card payment and cashed off the till.

"After you left, he cleared away your cup, saucer and spoon, took them into the kitchen, washed and dried them, along with the chopping board and knife and put away the lemon.

"Then, returning to the dining room he restacked the cup, saucer and spoon, wiped down your table and replaced the menu, awaiting the next customer.

"That's at least 2-3 minutes work for the waiter.

He went on to write:

The cost of overheads for the business, i.e rent, business rates, electricity costs, bank charges, etc works out at £27.50 per hour of trading. I pay my colleagues a decent living wage and after taking into account holiday pay, national insurance and non-productive time prior to opening and after closing, the waiter who served you costs me £12.50 per hour.

Therefore, together the cost is £40 per hour or 67p per minute, meaning that the cost of providing you with 2-3 minutes of service was £1.34 - £2.00. Then the government add on VAT at 20% which takes the cost of that cup of fruit infusion to between £1.60 and £2.40 irrespective of whether you had a teabag costing one and a half pence or a slice of lemon costing five pence.

I have to pay my suppliers otherwise the facilities won't be available to other people who use them in the future. I accept that it makes the price of a cuppa in a city centre cafe look expensive compared to the one you make at home but unfortunately that's the cruel reality of life. It's actually the facilities that cost the money, far more so than the ingredients.

Perhaps, the rudeness that you perceived in me was triggered by the disrespect that I perceived in you by your presumption that you could use our facilities and be waited on for free.

The review started gathering attention when food critic Jay Rayner tweeted it.

For those who don't understand how restaurant overheads work, a great Trip Advisor response (via @ThomHetheringto) https://t.co/UhAZ1gJAt9

Fisher told BuzzFeed News he posted the response in December and "thought nothing of it", and that it was "surreal" to see it go viral.

"It was the slice of lemon that tipped me over," he said. "Normally I don't reply to the reviews, but I felt I needed to explain to her why it had to be charged for.

"I think some people don't understand how restaurants work. There's a small group of people who want to get something for nothing. We don't go out of the way to rip people off; we'd rather people are happy so they come back."

The review and response were later removed from TripAdvisor.

A spokesperson told BuzzFeed News: "Reviewers have the right to request that content they have submitted be removed from TripAdvisor. For privacy reasons, I am afraid we cannot disclose if or when such requests occur."

The moral of the story is: When life gives you lemons, be careful what you write on TripAdvisor.

Bloody hell that reply on TA was brutal . Love it . Not buying lemons anymore :)

Matthew Champion is a weekend editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

Contact Matthew Champion at matthew.champion@buzzfeed.com.

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