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The Queen Is 90 And People Can't Even

God save us all.

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It could not have escaped the attention of even the most ardent republican that our very own Queen turns 90 today.

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A number of her loyal subjects have chosen to celebrate this milestone in interesting ways.

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These giant terracotta heads/nightmare fuel are in the 83-year-old's garden just outside Windsor, and he believes the Queen may have come to see them herself.

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"When I first had them, I was in the front room looking out of the window and I saw five or six Range Rovers pull up," he told the Press Association. "I'm sure she came to have a look."

The life-size knitted Queen runs it close though.

But which is the best likeness, the knitted Queen, or the terracotta Queen...?

The Queen's face is on our money and stamps, but apparently that's not enough. Now it's also on the floor, made out of ingredients from the Harvester salad bar.

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Though some people on Twitter as a rule weren't *quite* getting into the spirit of things.

Want to feel old? This is Snow White today

Is nothing sacred?

Guys, I just faceswapped the Queen and Prince George. #SCREAMING

BBC royal correspondent Peter Hunt brought us the news that the Queen's corgis, despite being photographed with her, "know nothing of her status".

'Her corgis - they know nothing of her status.' Insight from Peter Hunt on the Queen's birthday photo. @BBCr4today #Queenat90

Some genuine scientists etched "Happy 90th Birthday" on to a strand of corgi hair in what is undoubtedly the tiniest/creepiest birthday message of the day.

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Matthew Champion is a weekend editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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