1. Woman in hijab supports Bradford FC
2. Nelson Mandela went to see his doctor for a check up and he is fine
3. Oldest cat is 27 and his birthday is today
4. Knightsbridge gold supercars given parking tickets
5. Music sales are not affected by web piracy, study finds
6. Triangular flapjack banned at school
7. My husband had to drink from a vase in hospital
8. Greek club teen 'unlawfully killed'
9. Parallel parking Belfast woman is internet hit
10. Health decreases with retirement. And the chance of death increases
What's the phrase? No Sh** Sherlock
Can't find the link, you'll just have to trust me this was stupid.