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Ten Reasons Why Having Your Wedding In Nevis Is A Bad Idea

Thinking of having your wedding in Nevis? STOP. RETHINK ON THAT. YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE. Here is why.

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1. Its government banned wedding cakes

Years ago, some guy choked on a wedding cake (tragic) and cakes have been banned ever since. Cakes are essential for weddings and you'll be missing out.

3. The prices

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Weddings in Nevis are notoriously expensive. Want a DJ to play at your wedding? That'll be $50,000. Want a live band? $50,000. Want an open bar? $50,000. Want a photographer? $50,000.

4. The quicksand

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Most Nevis weddings take place on the beach. The quicksand there camouflages right in with the regular sand. If you don't want to sink into some quicksand when you're walking down the aisle, then avoid Nevis.

5. It's too cliché

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A Caribbean wedding? It's been done. A lot. Instead, why not make your wedding one your family and friends will talk about for years to come? Have your wedding in a prison.

7. Rampant wedding crashers

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Word in Nevis spreads around fast. Once one person on that island knows, pretty much everyone knows. Think "High school. Parents out of town. House party. You invited 12 people. Your whole class shows up. You don't know 75% of these people. Party gets out of hand. Cops show up. You get arrested. You cry. Your parents come bail you out." situation here. How many people did you invite to your wedding? About 30? Be prepared for 500.

8. It's too far away

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Traveling is such a pain. Flying especially. TSA and all that, ugh. Don't want to deal with any of it. Again, to skip the flying, may I suggest having your wedding at your local prison instead?

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