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A Message To Donald Trump

You had my vote but you lost it. You've gone too far with your recent acts. I'm a pretty laid back guy and realize everyone makes mistakes. I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt, but you have reached three strikes. When you reach three strikes, I am completely done with you. In fact, I'm ready to take you down. I have discussed this deeply with friends and we all feel the same way. You have lost my vote along with thousands of others. I decided to be the voice of the thousands to explain why you lost our votes:

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Strike 1: You Labeled Mexican Immigrants As Criminals

Offensive. The lack of respect in the statement you made is absolutely shameful. I thought perhaps you made the statement as a mistake, but I now realize you have hate in your heart. Stating "I love Mexicans" is a clearly an attempt at a quick fix and it is one that will not work on me.

Strike 2: You Said McCain Was Not A War Hero

McCain was captured and had the option to be freed. He refused that option to face a future that promised only torture and possibly even death. He did this because he would not leave his fellow airmen behind. How is that not a war hero? Strike two.

Strike 3: You Fired Gene Simmons On Celebrity Apprentice

I'm a few years late on this but I just started watching Celebrity Apprentice. Last night, I saw you fired Gene Simmons. That was the final straw. You fired him for such a dumb reason too! You applauded him for being so independent but then fired him for not listening to you. How could you fire him? Do you know who he is? HE IS THE DEMON! HE CO-FOUNDED KISS! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS DONALD? HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GAVE THE APPRENTICE 1 STAR ON IMDB

YEAH. THAT IMDB. EVER HEARD OF IT? THAT IS THE SITE TO GO TO WHEN SOMEONE WANTS TO FIND A GOOD TV SHOW.

I ORIGINALLY GAVE THE SHOW 10 STARS. WELL GUESS WHAT. I CHANGED IT TO A 1. GUESS WHAT SHOW HAS A LITTLE LESS LIKELIHOOD OF BEING WATCHED. YEAH. YOURS. THREE STRIKES DONALD. THREE. STRIKES.

I AM ALSO IN PROCESS OF GIVING TRUMP: THE GAME A 1 STAR AMAZON REVIEW

FYI THIS PREVIOUSLY HAD 4 CUSTOMER REVIEWS WHICH ALL WERE PERFECT 5S. OUCH. NOT SO PERFECT NOW. THIS ONE HAS GOT TO HURT.

I TOLD MY ENGAGED FRIEND NOT TO BUY TRUMP STEAKS FOR HIS WEDDING

Weddings are expensive and this one is a doozy. 207 guests will be there! THAT IS 207 TRUMP STEAKS THAT WILL NOT BE BOUGHT. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH 207 TRUMP STEAKS COST BUT I'M DOING THE ROUGH MATH IN MY HEAD AND IT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND $250,000.

YUP. THAT'S $250,000 YOU WILL NOT BE SEEING. OUCH. YOU CAN DO A WHOLE LOT WITH $250,000. KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH THAT MUCH MONEY? I'D BUY THE BOSTON CELTICS. I GUESS THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WILL NOT BE DOING. TOO BAD.

I EVEN CHANGED MY AIM PROFILE

I have 660 AIM friends and that is NOT including bots like SmarterChild. I put those in a different group. So you know how many people will see my profile message? A WHOLE LOT. THEN THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAW MY PROFILE ARE GOING TO TELL MORE PEOPLE TO NOT VOTE FOR YOU. THEN THOSE WILL TELL MORE. IT'S EXPONENTIAL DONALD. YOU WILL NOT WIN THE ELECTION AS LONG AS I AM AROUND.

Final Thoughts

I hope you're happy. To be honest, now that I think of it, the fact that you are running for president doesn't even make sense to me. IMDB lists you as an actor in only 19 shows, and your acting was pretty weak in those appearances.

I still cringe at your acting in Home Alone 2. "Where's the lobby?" Kevin asked you. You replied "down the hall and to the left" then stared him down for no reason. Way to overact. I don't even understand how you are even a well-known actor. I can think of at least 20 actors better than you. They should run for president. Now that I am not voting for you, they would get my vote.

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