Which came first, the fire truck or the slip and slide? Bonus: For a few seconds just imagine it's a well hydrated giant taking a leak...
Tiger Woods lets out a little frustration at the Masters. This dude just needs to get laid.
This is actually pretty creepy. We've seen what math teachers can do... Apparently, music teachers go for the opposite effect. (via Break)
Tiger's deceased father, Earl, asks, "Did you learn anything?"
White Sox pitcher Mark Buehle is 'The One'. He's starting to believe...
I've got the spirit. Do you?
He saw his shadow... Does this mean that April Fools will continue for six more weeks?
A curse you can believe in. He plays fetch like no other. (via.)
This is a true story. It's just that, in focus groups the cat was a hard sell.
Dear, ladies. This is what you sound like to the rest of us. (via Harvard Sailing Team)
It's quite simple really. They key is enjoying the fruits of your labor.
This CAPTCHA could be all the proof we need.
What would she be like? The answer: Surprisingly normal... and still cooler than Justin Bieber. Yeah, I went there. (Via Hungry Beast.)
At $160 each, 900 autographs would generate $144,000. Not bad for four hours' work. Why didn't I think of that? (via Yardbarker)
Barack Obama is known to feign interest in mundane things.
You don't have to be a "Tron" fan to appreciate these.
Tyra just made women that much harder to understand... (via Spike)
This is Winston. "Officers tried to pepper spray Winston, then to tase him, but nothing calmed him down." Is this the most badass dog ever? [article]
It's a lot less exciting than it sounds...
This is how Christoph Waltz studied for his role in Der Humpink...
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