2. Skittles… are… are you guys OK?
3. Skittles… what is going on?
4. Are you hurt?
5. Skittles… you’re not making any sense.
6. Skittles… you’ve probably just had a little too much sugar. But it’s gonna be OK…
7. Just… just step away from the computer, Skittles…
8. Let’s just close Facebook for a sec and take a deep breath…
9. I… um… wait, what?
10. Skittles… I mean, I appreciate the attempt at inspiration… but what is happening right now?
11. OK, here’s what we’re gonna do, Skittles… let’s just put the keyboard away…
12. This… this doesn’t even make any sense at all.
14. What… what face??
15. HOW? HOW WILL A PACK OF SKITTLES GET ITS OWN RAINBOW, SKITTLES? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
16. WHEN?! WHEN WILL I EVER SEE THIS?
17. Oh… OK. Sure.
18. Skittles… please… please explain. I am begging you.
19. I’m worried now, honestly. This is coming from a place of concern.
23. OK, Skittles. I’m just gonna let you be you.
24. But I… I will never understand.
Their Twitter is pretty weird, too, but let’s focus on one thing at a time.
- Saturday is Trump's 100th day in office. We found an average of about one false statement per day from him and his aides so far 💯
- A luxury event called Fyre Festival turned into a total shitshow. Headliners dropped out and guests tweeted photos of bare-bones food and lodging 😱
- American Airlines gave workers a raise — to the highest pay in the industry — and Wall Street is furious. The company's stock has been falling since Thursday.
- A teen had a remarkably petty response when her ex asked for his prom money back: She paid him in all pennies 😏