1. The world would not have this beautiful stank face.
2. Destiny’s Child would JUST BE Kelly and Michelle.
3. America wouldn’t have its truest patriot.
4. Christmas probably wouldn’t exist.
5. The world would never have had this beautiful hair.
6. Football would be infinitely less fabulous.
7. The most important couple of all time would not exist.
8. Bono would probably be serving coffee at Starbucks right now.
9. This photo would just be Pink and Britney.
10. And this photo would just be Prince.
11. This horse would probably be dead.
I’m sorry, but it’s true.