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32 Ways The World Would Be Worse If Beyoncé Had Never Been Born

In honor of Beyoncé's 32nd birthday. Thank God for BeyDay.

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1. The world would not have this beautiful stank face.

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2. Destiny's Child would JUST BE Kelly and Michelle.

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3. America wouldn't have its truest patriot.

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4. Christmas probably wouldn't exist.

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5. The world would never have had this beautiful hair.

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6. Football would be infinitely less fabulous.

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7. The most important couple of all time would not exist.

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8. Bono would probably be serving coffee at Starbucks right now.

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9. This photo would just be Pink and Britney.

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10. And this photo would just be Prince.

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11. This horse would probably be dead.

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12. These outfits would never have happened.

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13. JLo and David Beckham would probably still be standing on this street, asking tourists for change.

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14. Jay Z wouldn't have a reason to smile.

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15. Usher wouldn't have a reason to be Usher.

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16. Randy Jackson would just be licking the empty air around his face.

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17. This beach would just be an empty, desolate abyss.

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18. There would be nobody to ring the alarm.

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19. Dreamgirls would never have been a thing and Jennifer Hudson would never have been an Oscar winner.

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20. The 2007 Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model would have been some basic bitch.

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21. Solange would not have the best older sister anybody has ever had ever in existence.

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22. Justin Timberlake would probably be mopping floors.

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23. Barack Obama would have nothing to pledge his allegiance to.

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24. Although, to be honest, he probably would not even be president.

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25. Michelle Obama would have been forced to hug some other, lesser being.

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26. Jay Z would have no reason to wear this hat out in public.

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27. The Illuminati wouldn't have its most important member.

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28. Girls probably would not run this mutha.

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29. This photograph would JUST BE Nicki Minaj dressed like this.

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30. Adele would have no reason to fangirl internally.

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31. Oprah would be NOBODY.

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32. And the world would not have its one true Queen.

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