1. When this Australian guy was like, “Ah, yes. Shirtless men. Shirtless men everywhere.”
2. Then we he flexed his muscles like this in the water.
Because WHY NOT.
3. When this Brazilian guy just kinda stood there in his lil swimming cap and goggles.
4. When Team USA looked all serious except for Ryan Lochte who looked like he just remembered a very funny Spongebob quote.
5. When this French guy celebrated.
6. And then when all the French guys hugged in a shirtless meaty French pile.
7. And then when they rubbed one another’s chests and backs.
8. When Matt Grevers stood there and wondered how his life would be different if he wasn’t surrounded by shirtless men.
9. When this water-splattered guy watched something with his mouth hanging open.
10. When this French guy screamed.
11. And then when all these guys put their faces really close to everyone else’s faces.
12. When Ryan Lochte pinched himself under his swimsuit.
13. When these guys all put there arms in the air and everything was very ripped and muscly.
14. And when this guy made a thumbs up and sprayed water everywhere and reveled in his own wet hotness.
15. When these guys just kinda stood there with their arms around one another and smiled.
16. When these guys all bumped arm muscles.
17. When this guy existed.
Chad Le Clos of South Africa aka my sweet swimming prince.