1. When Harry and Niall flawlessly executed this fist bump.
2. When they all nailed this epic choreography.
3. When Louis and Niall demonstrated their capacity for high-energy athletic entertainment.
4. When they all landed this incredibly complicated dance maneuver.
5. When Zayn displayed his internationally renowned "spraying silly string at Harry's privates" move.
6. When this happened.
7. When Harry provided Zayn with a perfectly executed backup dance.
8. When they collectively displayed their unmatched brilliance in the art of clothes-pinning their own faces.
9. When they presented their flawless acting skills to sell perfumes.
10. When Niall displayed these impeccable onstage skills...
11. And these impeccable offstage skills.
12. Whenever they prepare for a show with poise and grace.
13. When Harry used his brilliant onstage presence to drop his cotton candy on the ground.
14. When this dazzling choreography happened.
15. And this.
16. And this.
17. When they prepared for this photo shoot with the coolness of true professionals.
18. And when they get their hair done like relaxed, polished superstars.
19. When this brilliant onstage moment happened.
20. When Niall demonstrated the true elegance of an international superstar.
21. And again.
22. And again.
23. When Liam, Louis, and Harry met this statue of Morgan Freeman with the grace and decorum truly fitting their worldwide dominance.
24. When they prepared to hit the stage by very professionally whipping one another on the bottom.
25. When this display of gracefulness happened.
26. When Harry perfectly accomplished this complicated work of dance.
27. And this one.
28. And this one.
29. When Louis expertly nailed this "spill water all over your own privates" trick.
30. Whenever they hug one another with great competence and skill.
31. When they're super professional in public.
32. When they nail a truly stunning boy band performance.
33. Whenever they are gracefully composed in professional interviews.
34. And basically whenever they do anything, because they are truly the biggest boy band in the world.
