30 Things Nobody Else Will Get If Zayn Malik Is Really Engaged

    British tabloids say the One Direction star is engaged. BUT IT CAN'T BE TRUE.

    1. This smoldering gaze looking lovingly at you every day.

    2. This sexy squint.

    3. This tongue and this goofiness and this adorableness.

    4. This big laugh when you tell him a special joke.

    5. This duck face.

    6. This wackiness.

    7. THIS SMILE.

    8. THIS FACE.

    9. THIS LIP BITE.

    10. THIS SEXINESS.

    11. OH MY GOD, THIS LAUGH.

    12. You won't get this weird face whenever something dumb happens.

    13. Or this attempt at twerking.

    14. This hair.

    15. THIS LOOK.

    16. This goofy face.

    17. You won't get his gentle caress.

    18. OR THIS STOMACH.

    19. OR THIS STUPID SMIRK.

    20. YOU WON'T GET TO CALL THIS YOURS.

    21. OH MY GOD, ZAYN, THIS CAN'T BE TRUE.

    22. THIS SQUINT.

    23. THIS TIGHT RED SHIRT.

    24. THESE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS.

    25. SHIRTLESS SEGWAY RIDING.

    26. THIS LONGING GAZE.

    27. THESE EYES.

    28. THIS LUST.

    29. THIS COULD ALL BE TAKEN.

    30. ALL OF THIS PERFECTION.

    ZAYN, NO.