30 Things Nobody Else Will Get If Zayn Malik Is Really Engaged

British tabloids say the One Direction star is engaged.

1. This smoldering gaze looking lovingly at you every day.

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2. This sexy squint.

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3. This tongue and this goofiness and this adorableness.

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4. This big laugh when you tell him a special joke.

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5. This duck face.

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6. This wackiness.

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7. THIS SMILE.

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8. THIS FACE.

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9. THIS LIP BITE.

 

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10. THIS SEXINESS.

 

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11. OH MY GOD, THIS LAUGH.

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12. You won’t get this weird face whenever something dumb happens.

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13. Or this attempt at twerking.

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14. This hair.

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15. THIS LOOK.

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16. This goofy face.

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17. You won’t get his gentle caress.

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18. OR THIS STOMACH.

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19. OR THIS STUPID SMIRK.

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20. YOU WON’T GET TO CALL THIS YOURS.

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21. OH MY GOD, ZAYN, THIS CAN’T BE TRUE.

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22. THIS SQUINT.

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23. THIS TIGHT RED SHIRT.

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24. THESE TIGHT LEATHER PANTS.

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25. SHIRTLESS SEGWAY RIDING.

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26. THIS LONGING GAZE.

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27. THESE EYES.

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28. THIS LUST.

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29. THIS COULD ALL BE TAKEN.

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30. ALL OF THIS PERFECTION.

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ZAYN, NO.

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