1. “Remember when I was your only, beautiful bundle of joy?”
2. “Remember when I was the only babe you were cradling in your arms?”
5. “I remember.”
6. “And I won’t let you take this away from me.”
8. “No, I don’t want any of your love right now because it’s TAINTED.”
9. “I can’t even look at either of you, you disgust me.”
10. “What am I supposed to do now?”
11. “I am an empowered single baby.”
12. “And I will NOT let you stomp all over my independence.”
13. “‘Cause you know who run this world?”
- Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Russian ambassador to the UN Vitaly Churkin has died after suffering from cardiac arrest this morning, a day before his 65th birthday.
- Senator Ron Wyden will soon introduce legislation requiring warrants before phones can be searched at the US border.
- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎