Things Blue Ivy Is Probably Thinking Right Now

Beyoncé is reportedly pregnant with her second single baby. And now it’s war.

1. “Remember when I was your only, beautiful bundle of joy?”

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2. “Remember when I was the only babe you were cradling in your arms?”

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3. “Remember when you nuzzled my fuzzy head and no other baby’s fuzzy head?”

4. “Well, guess what?”

5. “I remember.”

6. “And I won’t let you take this away from me.”

7. “No, you cannot cover this with your sloppy, disgusting kisses.”

8. “No, I don’t want any of your love right now because it’s TAINTED.”

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9. “I can’t even look at either of you, you disgust me.”

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10. “What am I supposed to do now?”

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11. “I am an empowered single baby.”

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12. “And I will NOT let you stomp all over my independence.”

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13. “‘Cause you know who run this world?”

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14. “Me.”

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