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The 23 Wisest Things Spongebob Ever Said

Basically everything you need to know about life.

1. Growing up is pretty much the worst thing that can happen to anyone.

2. Being cool means wearing your underwear directly under your chin.

3. Do whatever it takes to impress the people you want to impress.

4. When you get caught, lie.

5. Believe in magic and your wildest dreams.

6. Your safest space is closer than you think.

7. Beauty is relative.

8. Laugh off your mistakes and then just try again right away, no matter how much you look like an idiot.

9. Act natural.

10. Enjoy your best moments.

11. Pretty much just never run.

12. Stay inside.

13. Wear a striped sweater.

14. Everything is better if you say "at night" after it.

15. Act surprised by literally everything.

16. Ask the important questions.

17. Appreciate learning.

18. Always show off your strengths.

19. Question everything.

20. Let everybody know who you really are.

21. The most terrifying thing that can happen is a bad picture of you.

22. Exercise is the enemy.

23. When all else fails, wailing will suffice in place of actual words.

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