Step 1: Ignore all of the warnings and download Flappy Bird because obviously it can't be as bad as everybody says it is.
Step 2: IMMEDIATELY regret your decision once you realize this bird is the physical incarnation of the devil himself.
Step 3: Discover that Flappy Bird is apparently 10 times the size he looks because there is no way in hell that this son of a bitch will actually fit through this tiny opening.
Step 5: Realize that, despite how impossible success is, Flappy Bird has pulled you in like a beautiful siren and has gripped your heart with immense strength.