Etsy user Cat Hair And Teeth handmakes these adorably (?) horrific stuffed toys, called Fugglers, with eerily realistic (and totally fake) teeth. The woman behind Fugglers, “Mrs. McGettrick,” maintains that the teeth are not, in fact, real human chompers. “You may have heard the rumour that I use human teeth,” she writes on Facbeook. “This may in fact be the only reason you have visited my shop. Shame on you. This is a TERRIBLE LIE put out by my ENEMIES in the cut throat PLUSH COMMUNITY.” Either way, they’re still giving me nightmares.
8. Sweet dreams!
- Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new National Security Adviser, replacing Michael Flynn, who resigned last week.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
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- A girl's best friend showed up to her date in a fake mustache to spy on her and it is the definition of friendship goals 😎