2. Because his jaw line, and the bristly hair that covers it and the beautiful scarves and turtlenecks that wrap around it, can’t actually be found anywhere else on this earth in such perfect combination.
4. Because, through divine power, his eyes alone are able to impregnate another human.
5. Because his lips are made of actual plump puffs of perfection.
7. Because his hair is actually a heavenly mountain of swirly sweetness.
8. And it’s so perfect, it belongs in a museum set aside entirely for his hair alone, to be admired for generations.
9. Because nobody can look away from the perfection that is his face.
16. Because a being like this is just too perfect.
21. And because he’s Zayn Malik and he is actual perfection personified.
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