1. Because Tom and literally any man would make an adorable, beautiful couple.
Especially fellow British diver Jack Laugher, because they are, like, actually perfect.
13. Because millions of gay guys everywhere would be very happy if he was.
15. I’m just saying…
16. Because he looks good in a suit, is what I was getting at.
17. Because he is beautiful and being gay would make him glow even more.
(Gay people glow, it’s science.)
18. Because he’s working with a lot…
19. And, c’mon ladies…
20. I’m just worried this would be too much.
23. Anyway… Because he is very comfortable giving man-on-man love.
32. Because he is too beautiful for only one gender to truly love and appreciate.
33. Also because he’s smart and goes to school and would probably rationally choose to spend his life with a man if he wasn’t straight anyway.
Let us dream.
- DNA tests can now reveal whether a bear is innocent, saving it from being euthanized.