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29 Things Her Majesty The Queen Is Probably Thinking

Officially servin' royal realness for 60 years.

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1. "You know what? FUCK horses. I could be a horse if I wanted. I'll get down on my knees and eat this bale of hay right now. Will that make me cool? No, because fuck horses."

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19. "Are you even trying? Honestly? Did you wake up this morning and think to yourself, I'm gonna half-ass being a bull today? 'Cause that's what's happening right now."

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