On May 4, Adele dropped a hint on Twitter that her third album, quite possibly titled 25 (in the style of her first two albums, 19 and 21), might appear later this year.
But how late is “LATER IN THE YEAR”???? ADELE, WE DON’T HAVE THE TIME. Here are 25 extremely important reasons Adele needs to come back IMMEDIATELY:
1. First of all, Adele is a beautiful goddess and this beautiful face and these lips and this flowing hair have been absent from our lives for far too long.
3. And these beautifully plump cheeks have not seen the cover of an album since 2011!!!
5. We miss her classiness.
6. We miss these flawless Adele faces.
7. And these flawless Adele poses.
9. She’s been gaining godliness.
10. Which means whatever happens next will have even more Adele sassiness wrapped into one beautiful package.
11. We’ve missed her don’t care attitude.
13. We’ve been criminally deprived of her wild tongue.
16. We’ve been lost without her sassy screaming.
18. And her all-around DOMINATION.
21. WE NEED TO BE SAVED BY THIS MAJESTIC ANGEL.
23. We need this charming face.
25. AND ALL OF IT. WE NEED IT ALL, ADELE. PLEASE COME BACK RIGHT NOW.
Please come back immediately.
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