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If "Game Of Thrones" Were On "Maury"

"I AM 2 BILLION PERCENT SURE I'M KING, MAURY." (Warning: Some spoilers if you're not caught up on the show.)

First of all, The Maury Show would probably entice the people of Westeros to its studio with the following teaser:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Or possibly this:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

But most likely this:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Cersei and Robert would probably be the first guests, and engage in a very heated battle before a much-needed Maury paternity test:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

And then, after a very dramatic pause by Maury himself:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

The audience would react accordingly:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Then Cersei and Jaime would have it out:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

Jaime would give his sob story:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

The audience would rage against both of them:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Littlefinger would make an appearance and disappoint Maury immediately:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show / HBO

Then Cersei would start making wild accusations against everyone else:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

Maury would swoop back in with some lie detector results, and Tyrion would respond accordingly:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

The audience would still side against him:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Theon and Ramsay Snow would have a good yelling match:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

People would be very confused:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Fresh off his lie detector results, Tyrion would have to face Shae:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

Sansa would inevitably bring her tears:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

And the audience would direct even more hate at Tyrion:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Old Walder Frey would stop by to disappoint Maury even further:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show / HBO

Jon Snow would try to clear his name:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

The audience would jeer at him accordingly:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show

Daenerys would come right out and say something wild:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show / HBO

And Joffrey would close the show with a truly dramatic move:

Matt Bellassai / HBO

And the audience would go wild:

Matt Bellassai / The Maury Show