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How Lazy Are You Actually?

Only take this quiz if you are in bed.

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    Hit the snooze button more than three times consecutively?
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    Hit the snooze button for more than two hours consecutively?
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    Kicked something under the fridge because you didn't want to bend down and pick it up?
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    Called the dog over to eat food you dropped instead of picking it up?
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    Taken a cab somewhere you could have walked to in less than 5 minutes?
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    Cancelled plans to stay in bed?
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    Eaten something cold because you didn't want to microwave it?
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    Slept with the lights on instead of getting up to turn them off?
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    Watched a TV show you didn't want to watch because the remote was out of reach?
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    Held your pee for an uncomfortable amount of time instead of actually getting up and peeing?
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    Eaten from a dirty dish instead of actually washing the dishes?
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    Drank directly out of a juice carton instead of dirtying a single cup?
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    Eaten an entire meal from a single paper towel instead of dirtying a plate?
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    Built a pile of dirty dishes in your bedroom instead of bringing them to the sink?
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    Washed a single dish in the bathroom sink instead of washing all the dishes piled in the kitchen?
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    Transferred items between your bed and a chair instead of putting it all away?
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    Thrown away a good container because you didn't feel like emptying it and washing it?
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    Eaten a full meal lying down?
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    Laid on a couch for longer than 12 hours without getting up?
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    Laid on a couch for longer than 24 hours without getting up?
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    Stretched uncomfortably for something a distance from your bed and then given up because it’s too far and you didn’t want to get up?
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    Texted someone in another room to bring you something instead of getting it yourself?
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    Texted someone to come give you something that is literally just beyond your reach?
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    Slept with contacts in because you were too lazy to take them out?
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    Bought new underwear instead of actually doing laundry?
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    Stayed in a bath towel for more than two hours after showering?
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    Lived out of a bag of laundry instead of folding everything and putting it away?
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    Gone a month without making your bed?
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    Shoved a bunch of crumpled clothes into a drawer instead of actually folding them?
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    Let your phone or laptop die because you didn’t feel like getting up for the charger?
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    Bought plastic utensils instead of washing the utensils you actually have?
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    Taken an elevator one floor?
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    Gone out of your way to take an escalator instead of stairs?
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    Ordered food more than five times in one week?
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    Bought an item of clothing that didn't fit because you didn't feel like trying it on?
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    Slept in your bed without sheets because you didn't put the clean sheets back on?
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    Downloaded a movie instead of actually getting up to find the copy you already own?
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    Stopped reading something more than halfway through because you just didn't feel like finishing?
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    Tried to get a cat or dog to bring you something instead of getting up?
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    Called in sick because you just wanted to sleep more?
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    Worn a pair of underwear inside-out instead of doing laundry?
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    Ordered food to the gym?
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    Gone three months without intentionally exercising?
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    Sprayed a dirty item of clothing with air freshener instead of doing laundry?
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    Thrown something at the light switch in an attempt to turn it on instead of getting up?
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    Sat in hunger for an uncomfortable amount of time instead of getting up for food?
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    Eaten ice cream directly from the container?
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    Eaten Nutella directly from the container?
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    Used your stomach as a plate (or cup)?
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    Spent literally the entire day in bed?
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    Stayed on the toilet long after you've finished pooping because you didn't feel like wiping yet?
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    Spent more than 48 consecutive hours in the same underwear?
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    Spent more than 48 consecutive hours in the same sweatpants?
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    Used a shirt as a napkin?
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    Used a sock as a napkin?
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    Slept with a dirty plate of food instead of bringing it to the kitchen?
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    Eaten dinner without any clothes on?
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    Used the last bit of toothpaste for over a month instead of buying a new tube?
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    Spilled something and left the sun to dry it?
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    Used the rotating disc of the microwave as a plate instead of dirtying an actual plate?
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    Shaved while pooping?
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    Blow dried your hair while pooping?
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    Lived out of a suitcase after traveling instead of putting your clothes away?
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    Drank from the same cup for more than two weeks without washing it?
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    Chewed gum instead of brushing your teeth?
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    Used the condensation from your drink instead of actually washing your sticky hands?
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    Used the same bath towel for more than a month without washing it?
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    Gone three consecutive days without showering?
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    Transferred the same set of batteries between multiple devices instead of buying more?
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    Used your fingers to eat food from a jar?
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    Peed into a receptacle other than a toilet instead of getting up to use the actual toilet?
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    Used the same empty snack bag as a garbage bin for multiple days in a row?
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    Used air freshener instead of applying deodorant?
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    Worn a hat instead of actually washing your hair?
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    Stayed on a public toilet long enough for the automatic lights to shut off?
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    Used a napkin from the garbage because it was the closest option?
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    Used a piece of food as a means of scooping up other food you dropped on yourself?
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    Dressed yourself entirely with clothes from your bedroom floor?
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    Not answered the phone because it wasn't immediately within reach?
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    Tried to cram your foot into a tied shoe instead of untying it and tying it again?
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    Worn a bathing suit as underwear instead of doing laundry?
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    Used soap as shampoo instead of buying more shampoo?
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    Used shampoo as soap instead of buying more soap?
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    Used a dog's tongue to clean your hands instead of actually washing your hands?
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    Blown your nose in anything other than a tissue because tissues were out of reach?
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    Peed in the shower more than once per shower?
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    Spilled food and pretended not to notice until someone else cleans it up?
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    Wiped your hands on bedsheets because napkins were out of reach?
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    Not washed your legs in the shower because you didn't want to bend?
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    Created a mountain of trash towering above the garbage bin instead of actually taking out the trash?
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    Used a pizza box as a plate for pizza?
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    Used a pizza box as a plate for any food besides pizza?
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    Attempted to use your hands as utensils instead of getting up to get utensils?
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    Used clap-on clap-off lights?
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    Tried to skip to the good part of a 30-second video?
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    Worn the same shirt for three days in a row because nobody important saw you in it?
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    Used Kleenex as toilet paper instead of buying more toilet paper?
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    Ordered takeout for the containers instead of actually washing dishes to eat off of?
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    Drank from a bowl because you had no clean cups?
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    Thrown something at the garbage, missed, and then left it instead of getting up to actually put it in the garbage?

 
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