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How Intense Is Your Crush?

Are you just a little obsessed or a complete, certified stalker?

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    Do you have a crush and kinda like them?
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    Do you have a crush and kinda REALLY like them?
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    Do you have a pet name for them?
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    Have you ever made up a couple's name for the two of you and never spoken it aloud to anybody?
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    Have you seen every single Instagram picture they've ever uploaded?
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    Have you seen every single Instagram picture OTHER PEOPLE have uploaded of them?
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    Have you been through every single one of their Facebook albums?
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    Have you ever accidentally liked an old photo of them and gone through at least ten violent stages of grief and despair within seconds of doing so?
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    Have you tried desperately to find their old Myspace page?
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    Have you Googled their name?
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    Have you Google image searched their name?
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    Have you gone through the first five pages of their Google results?
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    Have you gone through the first TEN pages of their Google results?
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    Have you made your phone background a picture of them?
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    Have you made your computer wallpaper a picture of them?
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    Do you have a photoshopped picture of the two of you together?
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    Have you printed a physical picture of them and carried it around?
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    Is there a physical picture of them hanging somewhere in your bedroom?
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    Is there a physical picture of them nestled beneath your pillow?
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    Is there a physical picture of them tucked inside an item of your clothing, pressing delicately against your skin?
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    Have you ever caressed a picture of them?
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    Have you ever made out with a picture of them?
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    Have you ever waited to upload a picture of yourself until you were absolutely sure they would see it?
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    Have you ever written about them in a journal?
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    Do you have their phone number?
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    Did you get their phone number secretly, without their knowledge?
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    Have you replied way too quickly to a text they've sent you?
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    Do you have a creepy number of emojis surrounding their name in your phone?
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    Have you ever stared longingly at your phone waiting for them to text you back while your heart raced out of your chest?
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    Have you ever accidentally posted their name to Facebook because you thought you were searching for them?
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    Have you ever changed your schedule so you could run into them "randomly" in public?
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    Have you cancelled plans so you could "randomly" be online at the same time?
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    Have you ever gone somewhere solely because you knew they would be there?
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    Have you thought about what they look like naked?
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    Have you ever had a dream about them?
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    Have you ever had a sex dream about them?
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    Have you ever tried falling asleep thinking about them with the goal of having a dream about them?
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    Do you know their parents' names?
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    Have you thought about whether their parents would make good in-laws?
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    Have you thought about how they would meet YOUR parents?
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    Have you actually thought about how your first name would sound with their last name, or vice versa?
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    Have you thought about where your wedding would be?
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    Have you thought about where your honeymoon would be?
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    Have you picked out where you two will live for the rest of your life together?
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    Have you ever written your names together on some public fixture?
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    Have you ever stared at them for so long you actually forgot where you were?
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    Have you ever had to sit down because the thought of them literally took your breath away?
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    Have you ever drank from a bottle they drank from just to share their spit?
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    Have you gotten into imaginary fights with them and resolved it without any of it actually happening in real life?
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    Have you ever traveled WAY TOO FAR out of your way just to be near them?
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    Have you tried to befriend their friends in order to get closer to them?
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    Have you ever watched a movie or TV show you didn't like just because they happened to like it?
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    Have you ever posted about that movie or TV show online in the hopes that they would notice your mutual interests and fall madly in love with you?
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    Do you have a tattoo of them somewhere on your body?
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    Have you ever THOUGHT about getting a tattoo of them somewhere on your body?
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    Have you ever dropped something around them just to watch them pick it up?
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    Have you ever stopped breathing around them?
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    Have you ever stood taller around them?
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    Have you ever sucked your stomach in around them?
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    Have you ever taken a different way home just to walk by where they live?
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    Have you ever stood outside where they live and tried to stare inside their windows?
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    Do they literally have a restraining order against you?
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    Have you ever pretended not to know as much as you do, so you don't sound like a complete creep?
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    Have you ever called their phone just to hear them say hello and then hung up?
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    Have you ever smelled them when they weren't looking?
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    Have you ever stolen a piece of their clothing so you had something to smell when they weren't there?
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    Have you ever held a pillow and pretended the pillow was them?
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    Have you ever had a body pillow custom made with their image so you can pretend to actually cuddle with the real thing?
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    Have you ever "accidentally" bumped into them just to feel a brief second of beautiful contact?
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    Have you ever tried to lick them without them noticing?
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    Have you ever tried to caress their hair without them noticing?
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    Have you ever bought their soap just so you could smell like them?
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    Have you ever said, out loud, to your friends that you were "obsessed" with your crush?
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    Have you ever let out a guttural scream because you're so obsessed with them?
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    Have you ever actually had to say, "No. Don't worry. It's totally healthy and normal and I'm definitely not a stalker."?
 
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