For the woefully uninitiated, this beautiful little man is Neymar, and yes, he only has one name because that's all he needs.
Neymar is only 22 years old and he's already become South American Footballer of the Year TWICE, in 2011 and 2012, which means he's kind of a big deal.
But most importantly, Neymar has the body of an actual Brazilian god and we should all take a moment to appreciate his godly, ab-filled existence.
In addition to being good at soccer, Neymar is especially skilled at removing the unnecessary item of clothing known as "the shirt."
In fact, he seems to have developed a very strict anti-shirt policy, which is probably the best policy any person who looks like Neymar could adopt.
His abs and chest and belly button are always free.
He makes a habit of wandering around the field, looking wistfully into the distance, baring his beautiful bronzed belly to the open wind.
Even when he's wearing a shirt, he tries to let his abs breathe.
They're never kept inside.
Even if it's a little peek.
They BREATHE, as abs should. They suck in the oxygen.
*DEEP, SENSUAL GULPS OF OXYGEN ABSORBING INTO HIS ABS*
*EVEN DEEPER GULPS OF OXYGEN*
Of course, even when Neymar is wearing a shirt, he is beautiful and sweaty and perfect.
He has great respect for his fellow player's muscly arms and beauty.
And he's generally working with a pretty adorable face.
But again, most importantly, he walks around baring these babies.
His skills also include taking adorable shirtless selfies.
Taking selfies while being naked* in bed.
Wearing a bow tie and nothing else* right out on the field.
Taking epic ab-filled selfies at sea.
Taking selfies with these other abs.
Taking selfies with this puppy who doesn't even know how lucky he is to be touching these abs.
Generally baring all 70 of his stomach muscles.
Looking smolderingly into the camera and seducing you with his face and also nipples.
Generally being chill.
And dancing around the underwear aisle while wearing practically nothing.
In conclusion, Neymar and his abs are perfect and we should all pray that they never go away.
