1. For the woefully uninitiated, this beautiful little man is Neymar, and yes, he only has one name because that’s all he needs.
2. Neymar is only 22 years old and he’s already become South American Footballer of the Year TWICE, in 2011 and 2012, which means he’s kind of a big deal.
6. His abs and chest and belly button are always free.
7. He makes a habit of wandering around the field, looking wistfully into the distance, baring his beautiful bronzed belly to the open wind.
8. Even when he’s wearing a shirt, he tries to let his abs breathe.
9. They’re never kept inside.
10. Even if it’s a little peek.
11. They BREATHE, as abs should. They suck in the oxygen.
12. *DEEP, SENSUAL GULPS OF OXYGEN ABSORBING INTO HIS ABS*
13. *EVEN DEEPER GULPS OF OXYGEN*
14. Of course, even when Neymar is wearing a shirt, he is beautiful and sweaty and perfect.
15. He has great respect for his fellow player’s muscly arms and beauty.
17. But again, most importantly, he walks around baring these babies.
28. In conclusion, Neymar and his abs are perfect and we should all pray that they never go away.
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