17 Dogs That Would Be Happy To Marry You Now That Human-Dog Marriage Is Inevitable

DOMA is dead, and your traditional marriage might be at risk now that the federal government will recognize same-sex marriages. Luckily, these dogs are available to join you in marital bliss.

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5. This dog who knows loving same-sex couples just want to celebrate their love, but as long as everybody's gonna freak out about it, he's gonna be ready to join you in marriage just in case society crumbles.

11. This dog who's just really excited that DOMA was struck down and he's not worried that society will crumble and that everything will be terrible, but he'll marry you in case things get bad.

17. And this dog, who knows he'll never marry you, because human-dog marriage is RIDICULOUS AND WILL NEVER HAPPEN AND JUST WANTS GAY PEOPLE TO BE HAPPY. But he'll put a ring on it if you want.