2. This dog who decided she wanted to escape once and for all.
NOPE.
3. This dog who decided he wanted to play fetch in the house no matter what.
NOPE.
4. This dog who decided he’d just check who’s at the front door.
NOPE.
5. This dog who decided he’d just check on the dishwasher while you were away.
NOOOOPE.
6. This dog who decided she’d try and chase her dreams.
NOPE.
7. This dog who decided, “Sure, I’ll use these rolls as socks today, everything will be fine.”
NO.
9. This dog who decided a nice afternoon on the hammock would be the perfect treat.
NOPE.
11. This dog who decided he needed his stuffed squirrel so bad right now.
NOPE.
12. This dog who decided he desperately needed the last of the goldfish crackers.
NOPE.
13. This dog who decided she would make a turtle friend today.
NOPE.
14. This dog who decided he’d try be nice to the cat for once.
NOPE NOPE NOPE.
15. This dog who decided she’d just take the other dog for a little walk.
NOPE.
16. This dog who decided he’d just help you with the door.
BUT, UM, YOU DON’T LOOK VERY HAPPY ABOUT IT.
18. This dog who decided she’d just go for a little jog in the snow.
NOPE.
19. This dog who decided he could definitely handle Paranormal Activity 4 without getting nightmares.
NOPE. NEVER MIND.
20. This dog who decided she would just help put the laundry away.
NOPE.
21. This dog who decided he’d engineer the perfect escape.
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.
23. This dog who decided she would just try to curl up from the cold.
NOPE. HELPLESSLY STUCK.
24. This dog who decided he would help you clean out your old sports stuff.
BUT NO.
25. This dog who decided she would just give the cat a little surprise.
NOPE. BAD IDEA.
26. This dog who decided she’d just grab you a nice bottle of sparkling water.
NOPE. BAD CHOICE.
27. This dog who decided he would blow the cat a little kiss.
NOT HAPPENING.
28. And this dog who decided Taco Bell would be the perfect breakfast snack.
WRONG.
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