THEORY: Chris Mears, adorable 21-year-old British diver and 2012 Summer Olympics competitor, is actually the Absolute Hottest and Hunkiest Diver In The Entire World, and NOT, as is commonly believed, his good friend and teammate Tom Daley.
I SUBMIT THE FOLLOWING IMAGES AS EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS CONTROVERSIAL THEORY:
1. First of all, Chris has the perfect all-around diver’s package.
3. ESPECIALLY when he’s violently whipping them above a diving pool.
22. He’s especially skilled at going all-in during naked hugs.
23. And also at surrounding himself with generally flawless individuals, like his teammate Jack Laugher.
25. And was especially skilled at sitting naked on this stool for Gay Times magazine.
28. The time he took off his pants and never put them back on.
32. And Chris Mears is therefore without question the Hottest Diver Currently Gracing Our Planet.
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