1. Cinderoncé is your favorite classic fairy tale…
2. Featuring your classic lonely maiden.
3. Who suffers under the tyranny of her diva step-family.
4. Until her fabulous fairy drag-mother comes to her rescue.
5. Providing her with one fierce freakum dress.
6. To attend the town ball full of otherwise hopeless single ladies.
7. Where Cinderoncé arrives in all her fierce royal glory.
8. To share a dance with her Prince Charming.
9. Until her countdown reaches midnight.
10. Meanwhile, the town ladies wonder why Prince Charming just doesn’t love them.
11. Until Cinderoncé and Charming realize their love is truly on top.
12. And then basically they all get down to Beyoncé because that’s how all “happily ever afters” should be.
- Donald Trump was sworn in today as the 45th president of the United States of America. 🇺🇸