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Bushy Eyebrows Are The Hottest Thing Ever

They're like big cozy sweaters. But hotter.

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Let's talk about bushy eyebrows for a sec.

Mostly how they're the hottest thing ever.

They're like, "Yeah, I'm big and bushy and gorgeous."

They're like the boobs of the face.

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They make a sexy face even sexier.

Also they're just super hot.

Like, just look at them.

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So wild and free and without inhibition.

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So bold.

So dark and mysterious.

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They're like a sexy face frame.

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Like sexy eye hats.

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Let's just take a moment to appreciate...

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These exceptionally sexy, bushy brows.

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They're like the sexy abs of the face.

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Like sexy, burly face caterpillars.

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No wimpy, thin brows here.

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Just pure, brawny brow.

Thick and precious.

Bushy and luxurious.

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Like sexy wooly face mammoths.

Basically the hottest thing ever.