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An Ode To Guy Fieri's Goatee

What beauty, these wondrous whiskers. What grace.

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Oh, to grace the face of such beauty.

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To square the lips of a mouth such as this.

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To blow so wildly, so wildly you must blow.

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Oh, goatee, the sights you have seen...

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The crumbs you have held.

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The dreams you have dreamed.

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The terrors you've beheld.

Whiskery wisps flowing in the winds like reeds swaying in sunset.

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Oh, goatee, the brushes you must feel.

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The tastes you must taste.

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The wonder you are to behold.

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What elegance.

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What wildness.

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A flash of lightning in a dark, dense bush.

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A statement of such simplicity. Such power.

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Declaring now and forever...

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... "I am."

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