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    An Ode To Guy Fieri's Goatee

    What beauty, these wondrous whiskers. What grace.

    Oh, to grace the face of such beauty.

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    To square the lips of a mouth such as this.

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    To blow so wildly, so wildly you must blow.

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    Oh, goatee, the sights you have seen...

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    The crumbs you have held.

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    The dreams you have dreamed.

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    The terrors you've beheld.

    Whiskery wisps flowing in the winds like reeds swaying in sunset.

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    Oh, goatee, the brushes you must feel.

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    The tastes you must taste.

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    The wonder you are to behold.

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    What elegance.

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    What wildness.

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    A flash of lightning in a dark, dense bush.

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    A statement of such simplicity. Such power.

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    Declaring now and forever...

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    ... "I am."

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