Hello, David Beckham's tailor. You might know that David wore your wonderful pants to China yesterday and they looked quite splendid on the soccer field. Petar Kujundzic / Reuters It was a fine pair of pants, truly. A spectacular pair. Lintao Zhang / Getty Images And yes, they fit him VERY well. VERRRRY WELL. WANG ZHAO / Getty Images But MOST importantly, I want to thank you, personally, for this... WANG ZHAO / Getty Images Sure, you had a beautiful piece of cake to work with... WANG ZHAO / Getty Images But DAYUM. Those are some well fittin' pants. ESPECIALLY in action. So thank you, David Beckham's tailor, whoever you are. Alexander F. Yuan / AP Thank you for this work of art. Alexander F. Yuan / AP Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.