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36 Questions You Should Really Be Asking On A First Date

The Twitter account @firstdateqs is offering the truly important questions to ask on a first date. Presented by BuzzFeed BFF.

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do you start eating a muffin BEFORE you unwrap the little muffin sleeve or after you unwrap the little muffin sleeve

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how many loaves of restaurant bread do you think you could fit down your pants and sneak out of here

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what’s the biggest piece of food you’ve dropped in the kitchen and then kicked under the fridge instead of picking it up

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if aliens are real, how disgusted do you think they are with you

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how many times a day do you realize you haven’t been paying attention to anything because you were thinking about grilled cheeses

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when’s the last time you were responsible for a child and just like forgot about it for a few minutes or hours

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do you think chris pratt is a gentle lover

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how many jelly beans do you think i can fit in my mouth before i suffocate

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besides “hot cross buns” how many songs can you play on this recorder?

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do you think shrek and fiona should’ve gotten a divorce

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if you had a dragon, who would you have burnt into an unrecognizable crisp first

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how many times a day do you look around you and think “i wish i was butt ass naked right now"

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how many minutes do you have to spend in a whole foods before realizing humanity is lost

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How quickly into building a piece of IKEA furniture do you throw yourself out a window

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how many people would u kill for a piece of cornbread? like, even if u didn't HAVE to kill anybody, but u could, just on a cornbread high?

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how many times have you brought an entire bottle of wine into the shower

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how many times have you tried communicating telepathically with a dog just to see if you could

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if you were a bird, whose car would you shit on first

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have you ever considered giving up your career to become one of those elves that bakes cookies in trees?

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do you put the toilet paper roll on the right way or the murderer way

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how easy do you think it would be for us to rob a bank right now and are you willing to go in first

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have you ever broken a chip in a bowl of guacamole and then just left the broken part in because if so, you can fucking leave right now

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do you think if you lost all your teeth you'd just eat healthy smoothies or would you, like, grind up chicken nuggets

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do you think of yourself as more of a temperate woodland squirrel or a bushy mountain squirrel

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how many hours do you think you’d last on the oregon trail before you succumbed violently to disease

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what’s the worst thing you would do for some free guacamole

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what if one day all the hamsters just started speaking in fluent spanish like every hamster in the world started spouting rapid spanish

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how long do you think you’d last in jurassic park before you did something stupid and got us both killed

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which room in hogwarts would you most wanna bang in

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how many times a day do you stop everything to listen to the space jam theme song

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how many times have you sat in the shower like actually sat down

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