1. First off, she has always, always, ALWAYS looked amazing.
2. She's never been afraid to rock out and be her crazy self.
3. She is basically timeless.
4. She *really* likes hotdogs.
5. She says what's on her mind.
6. She's a showstopper.
7. She always has her priorities straight.
8. She cares about America.
9. She's a great baker.
10. There are statues of her face.
11. Barack got to meet her!
12. She can pull off basically any look.
13. She embraces her own insanity.
14. She obviously NEVER apologizes.
15. She is probably the most carefree person ever.
16. She's plugged in.
17. But she knows when to hold back.
18. And when *not* to hold back.
19. She absolutely *loves* dogs.
20. She whispers to giraffes.
21. Basically, she understands animals are just always better.
22. She has the best hobbies.
23. She made Kim Kardashian better.
24. And made this veiled threat.
25. She always listens to the doctor.
26. She always appreciates a good, hunky dude.
27. She's out of her damn mind.
28. But it doesn't matter, because she's Betty White.
29. And she's always been flawless...
30. And she always will be.
HAPPY 91st BIRTHDAY, BETTY!