2. Then when they get their shit, THEY SCREAM.
3. They’re literally possessed.
5. Careless, evil demons.
6. They become EMPOWERED around Christmas.
9. Oh, you’re cutting down the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY.
10. Oh, you’re setting up the tree? LET ME GET IN THE WAY.
11. Oh, you set up the tree?! LET ME GET IN THE WAY.
12. ALWAYS. IN. THE. WAY.
19. They are functionally USELESS.
25. They’re weird.
26. And stupid.
27. And they can’t walk in the snow.
28. And they’re the worst.
- Chris Froome has won the Tour de France. He's the first Brit to win the cycling race three times 🚴