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Posted on May 27, 2014

19 Dogs Who Need To Get A Job

Wake up and smell your responsibilities, DOGS.

1. WHY DON'T YOU GET A JOB?

2. LOOK AT YOURSELF. NO RESPONSIBILITY. NOT A SINGLE CARE IN THE WORLD.

3. YOU THINK EVERYONE IS JUT GONNA GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED IN LIFE?

4. YOU THINK LIFE IS JUST A GAME?

5. GET A JOB.

6. YOU'RE FULL OF YOURSELF.

7. YOU THINK LIFE IS JUST BLANKETS AND PILLOWS AND SHITTING IN THE BACK YARD?

8. ALL YOU DO IS NAP. YOUR LIFE IS FULL OF NOTHING.

9. MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE SOME PIZZA IF YOU HAD A JOB.

10. LOOK AT YOURSELF. LOOK AT THE CHOICES YOU'VE MADE.

11. YOU DISGUST ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

12. YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL DREAMS AND CUDDLES?

13. GET A JOB, YOU PILE OF DIRT.

14. GET A JOB.

15. GET OUT OF BED AND WORK FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE.

16. LIFE IS MORE THAN JUST SLEEPING ON A CAT.

17. YOU CAN'T AVOID YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES.

18. CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TO SOCIETY BESIDES THE SHIT YOU LEAVE ON THE SIDEWALK.

19. GET. A. JOB.

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