11 Signs Your Neighbor’s Probably A Witch

Don’t wait for one to turn your wife into a newt!

1. If she wears a pointy hat, she’s probably probably a witch.

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2. If she hosts raucous festivities on the Sabbath, she’s probably a witch.

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3. If she tries to claw your face off, she’s probably a witch.

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4. If she chants over a pot of weeds in the middle of a rainstorm, she’s probably a witch.

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5. If she brings home a man like this, she’s probably a witch.

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6. If she flies around with Satan, she’s probably a witch.

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7. If a magistrate says she’s a witch, she’s probably a witch.

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8. If she travels around with her friends in black robes during thunderstorms and points at you all witch-like, she’s probably a witch.

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9. If she kicks you off her flying broomstick, she’s probably a witch.

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10. If she lures you to her underwater lair, she’s probably a witch.

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11. If she can play the violin atop a jumping kangaroo, she’s probably a witch.

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