23 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning To Britney Spears Mega Fans

    Good Godney!

    Mathew Jedeikin
    by Mathew Jedeikin

    Staff Writer

    1. London

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    What it means to non-fans: A city in England.

    What it means to us Stans: Britney’s iconic, and much beloved pet, circa 2007.

    2. Army

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    What it means to non-fans: Something having to do with the military.

    What it means to us Stans: Britney’s legion of dedicated mega fans, The Army.

    3. Denim

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    What it means to non-fans: A type of fabric.

    What it means to us Stans: The legendary outfit. LEGENDARY.

    4. Mona Lisa

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    What it means to non-fans: A portrait of a woman painted by Leonardo da Vinci.

    What it means to us Stans: The first song from Britney’s still mysterious, never-saw-the-light-of-day album, Original Doll.

    5. Merry Christmas

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    What it means to non-fans: The phrase you say leading up to December 25th.

    What it means to us Stans: One of Godney’s best lines from her Circus tour.

    6. Frappuccino

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    What it means to non-fans: A blended coffee beverage.

    What it means to us Stans: A source of pure joy and happiness.

    7. Residency

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    What it means to non-fans: When a person resides in a certain place for an extended period of time.

    What it means to us Stans: The only reason to visit Las Vegas… Britney’s insanely successful Piece of Me show.

    8. Blackout

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    What it means to non-fans: A period of time where a lack of power results in darkness.

    What it means to us Stans: One of the most influential albums of all time.

    9. Toe

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    What it means to non-fans: One of the extremities on the human foot.

    What it means to us Stans: Something men can suck on.

    10. For the Record

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    What it means to non-fans: A phrase one says when you want it known that what you’ve said is so true that it can be recorded.

    What it means to us Stans: Britney’s tearjerker of a documentary.

    11. Cheetos

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    What it means to non-fans: A cheesy snack.

    What it means to us Stans: Fuel for Godney.

    12. Felicia

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    What it means to non-fans: A woman’s name that re-emerged in popularity thanks to the phrase “bye Felicia!”

    What it means to us Stans: Britney’s longtime, and much beloved assistant.

    13. Grits

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    What it means to non-fans: A hulled and coarsely ground grain.

    What it means to us Stans: The breakfast of champions for Southern girls.

    14. Rebellion

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    What it means to non-fans: The act of defying authority.

    What it means to us Stans: A track from Britney's Blackout era, the full version of which is rumored to exist, giving The Army hope that it will get leaked one day.

    15. Matilda

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    What it means to non-fans: A classic children's book.

    What it means to us Stans: Godney's less exciting alter ego.

    16. Chaotic

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    What it means to non-fans: A lack of order.

    What it means to us Stans: Britney and Kevin’s short-lived reality show.

    17. Banana

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    What it means to non-fans: A yellow fruit that you peel before eating.

    What it means to us Stans: The snake from Britney’s 2001 VMA performance.

    18. The Holy Spirit

    Instagram: @amengodney

    What it means to non-fans: The third member of The Divine Trinity.

    What it means to us Stans: Often spelled “The Holy Spearit,” as another way to refer to Godney herself.

    19. Pony

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    What it means to non-fans: A small horse.

    What it means to us Stans: The hairstyle Our Girl rocks when she’s ready to get down. Pony up!

    20. Lexie

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    What it means to non-fans: A name, traditionally given to females.

    What it means to us Stans: Britney’s adorable mini-me of a niece.

    21. Ranch

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    What it means to non-fans: An establishment for raising livestock.

    What it means to us Stans: An essential topping for pizza. “It’s delicious, you should try it!”

    22. Exhale

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    What it means to non-fans: The act of breathing out.

    What it means to us Stans: The only forum that still matters.

    23. Vanilla candles

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    What it means to non-fans: A candle that smells like vanilla.

    What it means to us Stans: The most appropriate candle to light when praying to Godney.